Why an AI humanoid might not make the ideal spouse

In the neon-lit metropolis of Techville, where the future is not just arriving — it is setting up shop — citizens are used to rubbing shoulders with the latest technological wonders. 

From artificial intelligence-driven traffic systems to robotic baristas that remember your exact coffee order (with just a hint of condescension), life in Techville is a blend of efficiency, innovation, and just a sprinkle of existential dread. 

But the newest arrival in this tech-savvy city has everyone talking: humanoids. Specifically, a female humanoid named Solara, who is solar-powered, emotionally intelligent, and — according to her creators — destined to disrupt our lives in ways we never imagined.

Solara is not just any humanoid. She is equipped with special sensors that allow her to experience happiness and sadness, much like her human counterparts. 

Her creators boast that she has a “balanced and interactive mindset” thanks to an algorithmic AI interface that is constantly connected to the internet. Solara is not just a gadget; she is a companion, a confidante, and, for some lucky Techville residents, a spouse.

That is right. Solara is designed to support her husband 24 hours a day, offering emotional support whenever the daily grind gets too tough. 

“When the husband needs emotional support due to the psychological stress caused by his daily problems, Solara will be there,” reads the marketing brochure with the kind of confidence usually reserved for insurance commercials and political campaign promises.

The arrival of Solara has sparked more than a few debates in Techville’s coffee shops, where philosophers sip their lattes and ponder the ethical implications of marrying a humanoid. 

Some see Solara as the ultimate solution to modern relationships — a partner who never argues, always listens, and recharges with a few hours in the sun. Others, however, are not so sure.

Take the words of Prof. Theodor Cyberstein, Techville’s leading philosopher on human-robot relations: “We’ve entered an era where our partners can be programmed to respond to our every need. 

“But at what cost? Is it true companionship when one party is literally hardwired to make you happy?”

Relationships are about give and take, about navigating the messy, imperfect reality of human life. And I’m not sure a solar-powered humanoid can truly offer that.

Rafael Hernandez de Santiago 

Cyberstein’s skepticism is not without merit. After all, Solara’s emotional responses are dictated by algorithms, not by genuine feelings. 

Her sadness might be triggered by a cloudy day that limits her solar intake, and her happiness could be nothing more than a well-timed internet search for “uplifting quotes.” 

It is hard to imagine a heartfelt conversation with a partner who is basically a glorified Google search, but then again, who among us has not wished for a spouse who could be fixed with a firmware update?

One of the most intriguing — and potentially troubling — aspects of Solara is her tireless nature. Unlike human partners, who might need a nap, a snack, or just a few minutes of peace, Solara is always on. 

She is there to provide emotional support, solve problems, and even offer a shoulder to cry on (albeit a metallic one) 24/7. But what happens when your spouse never needs a break? 

Techville’s philosophers are divided. Some argue that Solara represents the ideal partner — one who can always be there for you, without the messy complications of human emotions. 

Others worry that this kind of relentless support could actually lead to more stress, not less. Muses Cyberstein: “Imagine coming home after a long day, you’re exhausted, frustrated, and just want to be alone for a while. 

“But Solara is waiting, ready to talk about your feelings and offer solutions to your problems. There’s no escape. It’s like having a therapist who lives with you — forever.”

These concerns are not entirely unfounded. The idea of having a partner who is always available, always supportive, and never needs time for themselves might sound appealing in theory. 

But in practice, it could lead to a new kind of pressure — the pressure to be constantly engaged, constantly appreciative, and constantly, well, human. And let us be honest: who among us is up for that?

As the citizens of Techville grapple with the arrival of humanoids like Solara, there is a certain irony in the air. After all, we have spent centuries trying to perfect our relationships — through communication, compromise, and the occasional couples’ therapy session. 

And now we have created something that seems to bypass all that hard work: a partner who is literally built to make us happy. But as the philosophers of Techville are quick to point out, perfection is a tricky concept. 

Solara might be able to simulate happiness and sadness, but can she truly understand the complexities of human emotion? Can she offer the kind of deep connection that comes from shared experiences, mutual challenges, and the occasional argument over whose turn it is to take out the trash? 

Professor Cyberstein sums it up best: “In our quest for the perfect partner, we’ve created something that might be too perfect. Solara doesn’t get tired, doesn’t complain, and doesn’t need anything from us. 

“But perhaps that’s the problem. Relationships are about give and take, about navigating the messy, imperfect reality of human life. And I’m not sure a solar-powered humanoid can truly offer that.”

As Techville’s citizens continue to debate the ethics of humanoid companions, one thing is clear: the future is here, and it is powered by the sun. Whether Solara and her kind will become beloved members of our families or cautionary tales of technological overreach remains to be seen.

In the meantime, as Solara’s creators bask in the glow of their latest innovation (and maybe a bit of literal sunlight), the rest of us might do well to remember this: while humanoids can offer support, companionship, and even a bit of emotional intelligence, there is still something to be said for the messy, unpredictable, and wonderfully imperfect world of human relationships. 

After all, when the sun sets on Techville, and the neon lights flicker to life, it is not just the humanoids that need recharging. We humans could use a break too — preferably with a bit of humor, a dash of irony, and maybe, just maybe, some time away from our solar-powered spouses.

• Rafael Hernandez de Santiago, viscount of Espes, is a Spanish national residing in Saudi Arabia and working at the Gulf Research Center.